Here’s the truth: us book readers are addicts.
After the first book that gave us that high, that devastation, that crash and burn that was so addictive, we’ve been chasing it forever. Searching for our next favourite read from the last page turned of our previous book. I’m not sure there is a book lover that walked away from this high or stopped searching for it.
Don’t judge us. At least it’s books and not drugs. Though, yes I know that at this point the habit of being a reader is becoming just as expensive.
*clears throat* Daring statements aside, if you’re a book lover and haven’t yet figured out the pattern/steps to follow to find out how you achieved that perfect 5 star high, here’s the (mostly) foolproof methods I follow diligently. Follow these methods long enough and soon they begin to chance you, believe me, I speak from experience.
Disclaimer: All experiments, risks and stunts taken/performed in this post are done by professionals and should not be duplicated at home without guidance or the presence of an expert.
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Step 1: The Hypothesis
It’s the first initial “happening upon” a book, that is usually the hardest and marks the beginning of this long journey. The world is not an easy place, so searching/striving for what you want is often the primary role that occupies most your time.
The best solution to this that I have, is to keep your mind, eyes and arms open to all recommendations that come your way. Which, if you own any kind of social media account, you’re already succeeding in. All you need is to open an account and the book community (*I’m looking at you, Bookstagram, don’t pretend to look away.*) will steamroll you. Believe me, there’s nothing I’m more grateful for.
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Step 2: The Research
Now after you’ve received the recommendation, you need to figure out if this is the book for you. My foolproof way of doing this is always through reviews. Trusted reviewers/review sites are my go to. I use Goodreads, but that’s a choice that’s up to you. This is a big part of understanding what the book is about and how it has been received, what to expect and look out for. (A shout out and thank you here to all the authors, reviewers, readers that put up trigger warnings for us!)
A bonus fun round is stalking the author a little, checking out the kind of books they write or reading up a little about them on their website, or even checking out their energy or interactions on their social media accounts!
Yes, we readers take our books very seriously.
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Step 3: Alpha Testing
A quick read of the sample/excerpt of the book or checking out the quotes from the book are my go to ways to feeling the book out. Some questions to ask yourself are as follows:
“How does the writing feel? Is it immersive?” (relevant to all)
“Does this sound like my next book-boyfriend?” (relevant to romance readers)
“Am I willing to be emotionally destroyed or cradled?” (relevant to mood readers)
Depending on the answers to this, you do the next important step; you either add the book to your TBR or decide it’s not for you and move back to steps 1 and 2. You’re likely to oscillate between steps 1, 2 and 3, often but don’t let that worry you, it’s a normal phase to go through while searching.
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Step 4: Beta Testing
I would personally label this the most important step. A lot rides on this step. The beta testing process is a valued step that you don’t miss unless you’re feeling adventurous.
What you do in this step is clear:
Throw your best friend under the bus.
Metaphorically.
Present the book to your best friend and step away slowly. Observe and make notes of their experience and reactions.
Do they crash and burn? Cry? Hate you and come back for more? Tell you what you’ll love about this book? Bring on the dramatics about how you’ve ruined their life?
All great signs! This is your green signal! Go ahead. Begin your book!
But, if they are feeling meh? They could not proceed past a few pages? They DNF and move on to another read? Tell you you won’t like it?
These are also great signs! Red signal. Go back to step 1.
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Step 5: The Dive
Many people choose to go to step 5 without step 2 or 3 or 4. To all of you who do that, kudos and RIP to your reader soul, I hope you made it.
If you’ve gone the advised way, good luck with your new potential book, you’re either one step away from the perfect 5 star read or you’re going back to step one. Don’t worry, you got your whole life to do this.
For what it’s worth, I hope this book is the devastation you were looking for.
May your book loving heart crash and burn ❤
Happy reading!
This post is part of the Bookish League blog hop hosted by Bohemian Bibliophile.
Hahaha! I loved the last two lines of your post-Ahana. What a blessing!
Jokes apart, This is how I mostly go about choosing a book – Book recommendation or read about a new book launch, read reviews, and excerpts, check the genre, and then take the plunge after checking if I can afford it.
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I knew I forgot something!!! Checking affordability! Gosh, dang it! Thank you so much!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Ah, and you’re right too!
Tough to get it right when it comes to understanding certain recommendations by book reviews…
I rely on reviews in publications of some repute though nowadays that’s turning unreliable too.
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I understand what you mean! I go through a LOT more reviews now than I used to a few years ago.
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You are so fun as always.. while I may not thrown my best friend under the bus, I definitely do my research in step 2 a lot though before I can pick up something, so I’m glad you added that point..
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My best friend would’ve been happy if I didn’t throw her under the bus too. In my defence, she signed up for this when she decided to be my friend. 😂❤️
I do looootsss of research too. A lot more than I used to before! I’m so thankful for all the reviewers who don’t spoil but manage to inform what to expect.
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I know right.. I’m so so thankful to the lovely reviewers, which also makes me feel guilty that I’m not writing very useful reviews these days..
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HAHA, love this post, Ahana!
These days is it just me or books are more expensive than drugs??
Lol, alpha testing and beta testing are the best terms ever. I’m usually unsuccessful in pushing for beta testing but yesss alpha testing should be a mandatory test at this point.
Thanks for writing this lovely post, made me laugh a lot 😀
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Hahahaa I’m glad it made you laugh. And YEP! Drugs and books are catching up in rates 😵💫
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Oh yes, major drug addict here, though my drug is books. I loved reading your post; it was delightfully playful.
TBH I have been led astray by reviewers before, so now I do try and read in between the lines of a review. I have also been very lucky to have picked up some books on a whim ( for instance, Manu Pillani and Jenny Proctor) and have come up with a winner.
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*high fives you* We should start a group, Book Addicts Anonymous. Thank you so much!!
I understand what you mean 😭😭😭 I cling on with my fingernails to some trusted reviewers. I LOVE that your whim has read you right. Every book reader needs that intuition!
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hahaha… this is amazing and so apt… I’ve personally tried all steps.. mostly in the order you’ve mentioned… except step number 4, because unfortunately I do not have any reader friends around me (on social media many, in the real world, none *sigh*)
Thanks for making me laugh (yet again!)
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I’m so glad you relate 😭! I tell you the step 4 I got lucky with! My poor best friend. I would love to be your friend 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
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This book is the devastation you’re looking for – wow what words! Me, I’m those people who add a book based solely on the book cover and choose my read only based on the sample. I know everything else is just marketing so I stay away from it 😀 But I loved your almost foolproof way of finding your next read.
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Hahahaha thank you!! I hear you about the marketing aspect! Lots of rigging and down/up voting 😵💫
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Can’t rely much on reviews nowadays. I like to follow unabashed and ruthless reviewers. And sample reading seems such a boon now.
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I understand. Sample reading is the best 😭
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I always looked at a book like a best friend, someone who was always by me. I have never studied my patterns, though I came to the conclusion long back that I enjoyed thrillers and fantasy, mysteries more and adored children’s books. But yes, the alpha test of reading a quote matters!
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Hahaha I’m glad you have the most free flowing magical connection with books. I hope it lasts forevermore ✨
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That’s an interesting read and I must agree I never thought the way you did and I loved it completely. What you say should I try for this theory?
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Haha thank you! How do you usually go about choosing your next book?
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Hi, keeping the fun aside, I prefer to take the experiment explained in step 3. However, I attempt those given before that sometimes, but never in step 5 because I don’t particularly appreciate seeing my friends throwing their final goodbye at me. Hi, dear; I appreciate your humour a lot. Keep it up!
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Thank you so much!! Hahaha I understand.
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Nice steps to choose the next read. I usually try the sample read and then decide. I take into account The author, Publisher and the book format too.
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Sample reads are life savers! I’ve gotten burned a time or two going by publisher though😭
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For someone who loves to dive in straight, sometimes just because of the title or book cover and faces disappointment, these steps are surely a life saver…loved this post!
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I really wish there was a device or something that matched us perfectly with the books we choose (whether they are going to work or not). It’s so annoying when you purchase a book and it turns out to be uninteresting. Happens a lot with me; most of the time my dnf books are more than the books I actually read.
I don’t purchase books without reading the sample chapters. But sometimes some books, particularly Hindi ones, are not on Kindle. I purchase them anyway, and then regret.
Unfortunately, these steps (except beta testing) don’t necessarily work for me. I have kind of stopped trusting reviews and recommendations because I have left so many well loved, immensely popular books unfinished. So, for me, it’s kind of tukka. 🙂
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Ha ha loved this Ahana. I didn’t even know I was following much of this lengthy process. To be honest my book choices are terribly unpredictable. Sometimes I get carried away by bookstagram, sometimes I just like the ‘look’ of a book, sometimes I have a soft spot for the author and so I pick it up.
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Hey there fellow book addict, I couldn’t agree more with your candid assessment of us book readers. That feeling of chasing the high we get from a truly captivating read is something we can all relate to. It’s like we’re on a perpetual quest for that next literary fix, always seeking out our next favorite book to immerse ourselves in.
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Absolutely love your approach to finding the perfect read! Your blend of humor and wisdom makes the journey through the bookish labyrinth all the more enjoyable. Here’s to many more literary adventures and the thrill of discovering hidden gems!
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Honestly, the random picks are often the ones that end up becoming favorites. That said, I rely on a select set of reviewers where their recommendations have worked for me. Step 4 sounds like a plan but I need to find a friend who is ready to take the bait. Usually it is the other way around 😀
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