A big thank you to Charvi @Not Just Fiction for this idea!
Literally Anyone: Oh my gosh! Look how green the grass is.
Me: Mm-hmm. So green. Beautiful isn’t it?
LA: So beautiful. Nature is ju—
Me: You know what else is beautiful and green?
LA: Ohhh, what?
Me: (Book Boyfriend)’s eyes are so beautifully green.
LA: Who’s that?
Me: OH MY GOSH! I’M SO GLAD YOU ASKED. SO THERE’S THIS BOOK…
And then the wolves came.
No one ever:…….
Me: What’s that?
NoE: I didn’t say anything.
Me: I’m sure I heard you say (book that I want to talk about’s name).
NoE: I don’t even know what that means.
Me: *gasps* Oh my God, are you serious? How can you not know?
NoE: Why, what is it?
Me: Oh my God. Let me tell you I’m about to change your life forever.
And then there was light.
Poor Innocent Victim: I’m hungry.
Me: I’m always hungry.
PIV: Ugh, I know right? Why does this always happen?
Me: Ugh. I know right.
*Four seconds of silence.*
Me: You know what else always happens?
Me: Let me explain.
And the rest was history.
Anybody: *opens mouth*—
Me: I LOVE TO READ.
Anybody: Oh. Okay, I—
Me: Guess what my favourite read of the year is!
Anybody: Um, Ahana, that’s ou—
Me: Buh-buh! Wrong guess! My favourite read is (favourite read’s name)!
Anybody: Oh that’s so—
Me: Ask me why it’s my favourite read!
Anybody: AHANA WE’VE MISSED OUR—
Me: It’s because the plot, character arc, the—
Me: —ideology behind what the author is trying to convey is hidden so beautifully within the layers of the writing even though technically it’s fantasy…
And so on and so forth.